英文笑話：鍵？鑰匙？

Use Any Key

鍵?鑰匙?

A new customer called Tech Support to ask about instructions from his computer's user's manual. "It says, hit any key and when I do that nothing happens'.

一名顧客打電話給技術部問電腦的用戶手冊上的介紹。“上面說，任何一個key都可以，我照做了，可是沒反應。”

The Tech Support staff member replied, "Can you try again and tell me what happens?"

技術部人員回答說，“你能再試一次，然后告訴我情況嗎?”

The customer explained, "I tried but nothing happened".

顧客回答說，“我試了，可是沒有反應。”

The Tech Support worker then asked, "What key did you hit?"

技術部工作人員然后問，“你點的是哪個啊?”

After a moment and some clinking sound the customer replied, "Well, first I tried my car key and just now my office key."

過了一會兒，顧客那邊傳來陣陣叮叮當當?shù)捻懧暎?ldquo;嗯，我先試的是我的車鑰匙，現(xiàn)在用的是我的辦公室鑰匙。”