一頓美餐

一頓美餐

A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird for her birthday. When he got back to the States, he called her. "Hi, Mom," he said. "How'd you like the bird I gave you?"

"It was delicious."

"You ate the bird!" the guy shrieked. "He was very expensive. He could talk!"

"Well, if he was so smart," replied the mother, "Why didn't he say something?"

一位在非洲旅行的旅客送給了他母親一只奇特動(dòng)人的鳥(niǎo)作為生日禮物。他回到美國(guó)后，打電話問(wèn)道：“媽，你好。你喜歡我送您的那只鳥(niǎo)嗎?”

“太好吃了!”

“您把它吃了?”小伙子驚叫了起來(lái)。“那只鳥(niǎo)可貴了，它還會(huì)說(shuō)話呢?”

“噢，如果它照你說(shuō)的那么聰明的話，他為什么沒(méi)告訴我呀?”母親回答說(shuō)。