雙語幽默笑話：我沒有聽

我沒有聽

Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，"What are you reading，dear?”

媽媽問正在讀書的女兒:“親愛的，你讀的是什么書?

"I don’t know，”the litter girl answered.

女兒回答道:“我不知道。”

"You don't know? But you were reading aloud，so you must know.”

“你不知道?你不是在朗讀嗎?你應該知道的。”

"I was reading aloud，mummy，but I wasn't listening,”explained the child.

女兒解釋說:“我是在朗讀，可我沒有聽。”