英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) - 老人篇：597　Hearing Problems 重聽(tīng)

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

597　Hearing Problems 重聽(tīng)

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!”

一個(gè)老頭有重聽(tīng)的毛病已經(jīng)好幾年了。他去找醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他配了一副助聽(tīng)器，使他可以100%聽(tīng)見(jiàn)。過(guò)了一個(gè)月，他回到醫(yī)生那里。醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“你的聽(tīng)力非常好。你家里的人一定很高興?！崩项^回答說(shuō)：“我還沒(méi)有告訴他們。我只是坐在那里聽(tīng)他們說(shuō)。我已經(jīng)把遺囑修改三次了?！?