雙語語言笑話：946　Is she in Paine or Hacking? 她是疼痛還是干咳？

英語笑話

946　Is she in Paine or Hacking? 她是疼痛還是干咳？

At our school the two first-grade teachers were named Miss Paine and Mrs. Hacking. One morning the mother of a student called to excuse her daughter from school. “Is she in Paine or Hacking?” I asked. “She feels fine,” said the confused mom. “We have company and I'm just keeping her home.”

在我們學校，教一年級的兩個老師名字叫Paine（疼痛）小姐和Hacking（干咳）太太。一天早上，一個學生的媽媽打電話來給孩子請假。我問：“她是在Paine還是Hacking的班上（她是疼痛還是干咳）？”這個被搞糊涂的媽媽回答說：“她沒有病。我們有客人來，想讓她留在家里?！?