雙語(yǔ)笑話：撞車事故

Carpet

Aaron was laying down carpet in some woman’s home．As he was finishing，he got a craving for a cigarette．Aaron looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing．He did，however，notice a bump in the carpet，and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there．Aaron decided rather than to take up the carpet，he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know．

When he finished that，the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done．

“Aaron，The carpet looks wonderful！”she exclaimed．“Here are your cigarettes．I found them in the kitchen．Oh yes，and by the way，have you seen my gerbil？”

地毯

亞倫正在某位女士家里為她鋪置地毯?；顑厚R上就要干完了，他很想抽根煙。于是他四處看了看，發(fā)現(xiàn)煙找不到了?？墒牵⒁獾降靥合鹿钠鹆艘粋€(gè)包塊，他認(rèn)為由于自己鋪地毯時(shí)沒(méi)注意，把香煙盒留在了地毯下面。但亞倫并不打算掀起地毯，而是想找一把鐵錘，把它砸扁在地上，希望這樣就沒(méi)人知道了。

他把那個(gè)包塊砸平，屋子的主人走進(jìn)房間，對(duì)亞倫的工作贊不絕口。

“亞倫，地毯看上去太棒了！”她大叫道，“這是你的香煙。我在廚房里發(fā)現(xiàn)的。哦，順便問(wèn)一下，你見(jiàn)到我的沙鼠了嗎？”