英語繞口令：7副搞笑英語對聯

這里是7副比較非主流的搞笑英語對聯，也是英語繞口令。讀繞口令學英語，帶著對聯給大家拜年咯!
對聯1:Time is a vexation,come up roll n roll.時盡艱哉，歲月蹉跎事事侯.
Life is a struggle,have 2 step by 1 step.生多難也，江湖謹慎步步營.
對聯2:
上聯: Rose sells rose on Rose Road. Rose在玫瑰路上賣玫瑰.
下聯:Give me hand, hand in hand. 給我你的手,讓我們手牽手.
橫聯:Nowhere? Now here! 任何地方都不?現在在這兒!
對聯3:
上聯：Everything is possible.任何事都有可能.
下聯：Impossible is nothing.沒有不可能.
橫批：Just do it.只要肯去做.
對聯4:
上聯:Sea-water tide,day-to-day tide,every-day tide and every-day ebb.
海浪漲潮,天天漲潮,天天漲潮,又天天退潮.
下聯:Floating-clouds appear,often appear,often appear and often go
漂浮的云出項了,經常出現,經常出現,又經常消失.
對聯5:
Get bikini from Bikini, bikini in Bikini, swim to Bikini.
購泳裝來比基尼島，泳裝在比基尼島，游水到比基尼島.
Go Bikini for bikini, Bikini sales bikini, swim with bikini.
到比基尼島購泳裝，比基尼島賣泳裝，游水需泳裝.
對聯6:
Open windows of Windows, windows in Windows, shut down Windows.
開窗口在視窗，窗口在視窗，關機閉視窗.
Since Miss is miss， Miss always miss，search also miss .
女孩竟不在，女孩總不在，找她也不在.
對聯7:
To China for china， China with china,dinner on china.
去中國買瓷器，中國有瓷器，吃飯靠瓷器
Turn right get right, right is right, speak by right.
到右邊得權利，右邊是權利，發(fā)言憑權利.