英語(yǔ)笑話（雙語(yǔ)）15 我沒(méi)有把藥吃下去

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我沒(méi)有把藥吃下去

A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had beensuffering from constipation, so the doctor providedhim with some suppositories.

有位理解能力相當(dāng)遲緩的老兄一直為便秘所苦，因此醫(yī)生給他一些利腸的栓劑。

A week later, the patient came back to tell the doctor that his condition had not improved.

一星期后病人回來(lái)告訴醫(yī)生，他的狀況尚未改進(jìn)。

"I'm amazed," said the doctor. " Have you been taking the medicine I prescribed for you?"

“我覺(jué)得好奇怪，”醫(yī)生說(shuō)。“你有沒(méi)有采用我開(kāi)給你的藥方呢?”

"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"

“你以為我做什么呢?難道要我把它們都塞進(jìn)屁股里嗎?”

1.provided with 提供

例句：His new friends provided him with valuableadvice and helped him to develop his writing style.

他的新朋友們向他提出了有價(jià)值的建議，幫助他發(fā)展了自己的寫作風(fēng)格。

2.A week later 一周后

例句：About a week later, the scene repeated itself.

大約一個(gè)星期后，這一幕又再次重演了。

3.take medicine 吃藥

例句：Her doctor says she has to rest and take medicine twice a day.

醫(yī)生說(shuō)她必須休息， 并且每天要吃兩次藥。

4.shove it up 塞進(jìn)

例句：When they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middleof the night and shove it up your behind!

當(dāng)他們給你雞湯時(shí)，你最好還是聽(tīng)話喝完，否則她們會(huì)半夜里幫你灌腸呢!